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Oliver Reed, English Actor ( February 13, 1938 - May 2, 1999 )

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I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.~Oliver Reed


Character Hurt Villain

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.~Oliver Reed


Life Woman Sleep

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.~Oliver Reed


Work Home Woman

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.~Oliver Reed


Doing I Can Most

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.~Oliver Reed


Bath Now Now And Then

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.~Oliver Reed


Remember Important Serious

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.~Oliver Reed


Good Think Carpenter

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.~Oliver Reed


Fall You Down

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.~Oliver Reed


Women Sex Talk

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.~Oliver Reed


Home Day Cool

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.~Oliver Reed


Myself Used Thrilled

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.~Oliver Reed


Football Start You

I like the effect drink has on me.~Oliver Reed


Me Drink Effect

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.~Oliver Reed


Great People True

I do not live in the world of sobriety.~Oliver Reed


World Live Sobriety

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.~Oliver Reed


Hurt Me Doing

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.~Oliver Reed


Love Relationship Day

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.~Oliver Reed


Wine White Diet

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.~Oliver Reed


People You Trouble

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.~Oliver Reed


Death Food People

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!~Oliver Reed


Love Together I Am

What's the point of staying sober?~Oliver Reed


Sober Point Staying

Awe and respect are two different things.~Oliver Reed


Respect Different Two

I'm really a pacifist.~Oliver Reed


Really Pacifist

If the money's right, I'll do a film.~Oliver Reed


Money Film Right