Andy Dick, American Actor ( December 21, 1965 - )

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People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.~Andy Dick

Love Relationship Hate

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.~Andy Dick

Karma Believe I Believe

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.~Andy Dick

Love Community Gender

I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?~Andy Dick

Love Talking Fans

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.~Andy Dick

God Day Spiritual

I was a bad boy as a child.~Andy Dick

Child Boy Bad Boy

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.~Andy Dick

Funny Violence Yourself

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.~Andy Dick

God Successful You

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!~Andy Dick

People Gay You

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.~Andy Dick

I Am Hat Feel

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.~Andy Dick

Childhood Pain People

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.~Andy Dick

God I Am Alive

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.~Andy Dick

Time Myself Me

There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.~Andy Dick

Me You Working

I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.~Andy Dick

Laughter People Gift

I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.~Andy Dick

Life Wish Professional

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.~Andy Dick

Skinny Shaped Guess

I had no blood relatives till I made some.~Andy Dick

Life Blood Relatives

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.~Andy Dick

Me Weird Guilt

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.~Andy Dick

Parents Me Anything

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.~Andy Dick

Small People Play

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.~Andy Dick

Movies Him Never

I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.~Andy Dick

Life School Sunday

I believed in God my whole life.~Andy Dick

Life God Whole

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.~Andy Dick

Afraid Kid Other

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.~Andy Dick

People Little Christians