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Mark Twain, American Author ( November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910 )

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.~Mark Twain


Time Memorial Day

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.~Mark Twain


Motivational Ahead Secret

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.~Mark Twain


Life Success Confidence

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.~Mark Twain


Kindness Language Blind

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.~Mark Twain


Funny Hell Heaven

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.~Mark Twain


Mother Mom Great

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.~Mark Twain


Eyes Imagination Focus

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.~Mark Twain


Life Time Death

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.~Mark Twain


Myself Friends You

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.~Mark Twain


Time Business Yourself

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.~Mark Twain


Fear Courage Resistance

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.~Mark Twain


Funny You Facts

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.~Mark Twain


Dog Fight Size

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.~Mark Twain


Laughter Human Race

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.~Mark Twain


Age Mind You

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~Mark Twain


Fool People Brainy

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~Mark Twain


People Do The Right Thing

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.~Mark Twain


Nature Spring Weather

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~Mark Twain


Power Man Influence

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.~Mark Twain


Sports Good Golf

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.~Mark Twain


Anger Angry Four

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~Mark Twain


Health May Reading

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.~Mark Twain


Education Schooling Your

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.~Mark Twain


School God Practice

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.~Mark Twain


Day Tomorrow You

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.~Mark Twain


River Denial Egypt

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. ~Mark Twain


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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. ~Mark Twain


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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain


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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. ~Mark Twain


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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. ~Mark Twain


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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~Mark Twain


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A person who wont read has no advantage over one who cant read. ~Mark Twain


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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. ~Mark Twain


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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. ~Mark Twain


mouth closed fool

If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. ~Mark Twain


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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. ~Mark Twain


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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~Mark Twain


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Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain


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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ~Mark Twain


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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. ~Mark Twain


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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. ~Mark Twain


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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. ~Mark Twain


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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. ~Mark Twain


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It is easier to stay out than get out. ~Mark Twain


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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. ~Mark Twain


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We have the best government that money can buy. ~Mark Twain


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