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Aaron Allston, American Novelist ( - )

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Life is like an analogy.~Aaron Allston


Life Like Analogy

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.~Aaron Allston


Legal Lawyers First

When all else fails, complicate matters.~Aaron Allston


Matters Else Complicate

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.~Aaron Allston


Luck Start Go

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.~Aaron Allston


Problem Answer Principle

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?~Aaron Allston


God You Domain

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.~Aaron Allston


World People Two

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.~Aaron Allston


God People Believe

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.~Aaron Allston


Tragedy Comedy Difference

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.~Aaron Allston


Violence First Violent

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.~Aaron Allston


Like Trade Where

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.~Aaron Allston


Science Magic Sufficiently

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.~Aaron Allston


Free You Pay

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.~Aaron Allston


Smart Complain Dumb

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.~Aaron Allston


Stand Tradition Feet

No one pays me to be nice.~Aaron Allston


Me Nice Be Nice

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.~Aaron Allston


Analysis Itself Thing

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.~Aaron Allston


Heart Man Way

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.~Aaron Allston


Driving Problem Would